This rant sounds like me getting really angry while watching Paw Patrol with my 3 year old. Seriously, how is the Paw Patrol funded? I mean, I can look past the talking dogs, but what I can’t look past is the massive cost of having a team of specially trained rescue dogs on call 24 hours a day. The Paw Patrol has some…

I agree tbh. It’s gone from spooky and inexplicable encounters to either totally overwrought fiction OR horrifying home invasion stories. I’d rather hear about something weird and unsettling, and possibly otherworldly - a great example being that person who had dreams about going into their parents’ bedroom and seeing…

First, in spite of these being the also-rans, they’re all way better than that thrift store lady getting a murder confession. Second, the Lassen County one sounds like Walker Lake and it is indeed creepy as hell sometimes. Fond memories of driving my Subaru wagon along those dirt roads between there and Almanor. 

After going back on forth on whether to submit, I finally decided to just go for it but was too late for this year. Here is my scary story, and it’s a whole lot truer than the thrift store one!

Seriously. That and that humblebrag ass thrift store one. Jesus. “So the fry cook and I saunter over to the 1950's garage and the gentleman confesses to the murder. Quite an odd morning I suppose, but what a great haul!”

By acclaim, Sorcia McNasty’s story about the haunted truck would go in there, and I’m still going to stand by my contention that the freakiest story I ever read on here was IndianaJoan’s story “911 Calling.”

I’ve noticed a trend in more recent years — affected by politics and other depressing real-world goings-on — where the most popular scary stories are along the lines of /LetsNotMeet instead of supernatural phenomenon. Kind of a sad indication of the times.

Group cunt punt.

“It’s Sar-DO! No ‘Mister.’ Accent on the ‘Do.’”

“I’m cold” -- the one with the little ghost boy who froze to death in the woods.

Like it’s any contest:

I, like M Night Shyamalan, like the episode with the kid that doesn’t realize he’s dead, the one he himself acknowledges he watched as a grown ass man and turned into The Sixth Sense

Maybe it’s just me, but I hate articles like this that spend so much time on setting the scene of where the interview is taking place. I literally do not care that when Jennifer Aniston arrived, there was a buzz of activity in the lobby because moments before a teetering cart full of luggage toppled gracelessly onto…

Does it just feed into the whole “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” ethos of non rich Americans or what?

Wait, is this a thing? I once had a 15-year-old boy in my summer school class who made me feel uneasy for some reason I couldn’t put my finger on, and he turned out to be a 22-year-old Ukrainian national who’d overstayed his visa and was paying some family to “adopt” him. He’s now in prison on a bunch of charges.

Lol - now just imagine if Taylor Swift had a daughter and wanted to trademark HER name! Jezebel would be on team wedding planner all day long.

She is a public figure and she did something, maybe not surgery, to radically change the look of her eyes before hitting a public venue where she would be heavily photographed. We’re not supposed to comment on the difference or ponder the why and how? I found it fascinating that she could make such a huge difference…

Here’s my essay: I also was friends/roommates with a magnetic pathological liar for several years. It was bad and shitty. When I was 23 I told her I was moving out and that she should get therapy because no one could trust a damn thing she said. Last I heard she had a kid and I felt sorry for it. The end.

Her new album is pretty great.  But we don’t like to talk about TS positively around here so 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

“overdosing”