Watching anything with the Obama’s or even Hillary Clinton makes me too sad for what we’ve lost. Fucking hell but I’m glad they are living their best lives. They deserve it.

Natasha Richardson’s performance in the Meyers version alone elevates it above the original.

That’s a gofundme I would donate to

I’m trying to get sober right now. (It’s very, very new. Like, a couple days. Like, this is the first time I’m talking about it, online or IRL.) It sucks, and I admire Demi Lovato’s years of sobriety, of course, but also her honesty about her recent relapse. I hope she recovers from her OD and makes her way back to…

FUCK YOU JLO YOU MAKE ME SICK

The British version of Grace and Frankie looks awesome! 

It’s amazing how much more attractive he is than Jared. Jared looks like he stole a Josh mask to cover his Lizard face.

Cheated. Sabotaged his sobriety. Emotionally abused him. Cost him work. Mocked Michael Jackson. Gave him a marriage ultimatum. Led him on about getting married. Joined a competing satirical Velvet Underground tribute bound and sniped all the potential Pizza Underground mitzvah and wedding jobs. Greeted him only by…

To be fair, pony should be on all playlists for any occasion.

I have immediate intel on this, as a party barge—which is a truck hauling a trailer that looks like a boat—just drove by my office while I was outside eating lunch, and the cargo was a bachelorette party. They stopped at the light in front of me, and they were dancing to Rihanna’s “Work,” which is not included on your…

Obama is just so good with kids. Kids seem to just love the hell out of Barack Obama. Some sort of mutual fascination and respect.

L I E S

HOTTEST TAKE: Mandy Moore’s best song was “Stupid Cupid” from The Princess Diaries, in which she also played the most important role of her career, Lana.

Henry Cavill speaks and we are all Ben Affleck.

And surprisingly cheap looking, considering the size of those diamonds.

We think it’s ugly. 

If Nicki’s gift is shade, I wish more people would shade me.

This woman is my hero. And her lipstick is a metaphor for all our struggles.

Situational Best Chris!

Totally thought that first prediction was real and was SO READY to hand over my money.