These ladies always look so flawless, and all I can think about is how e x h a u s t i n g that would be all the time. Lord above. 

Can Elon just fuck off already?

Not only was I too old to read that, I feel I’m even older having finished it, and yet I seemed to have learned nothing at all from it. As is the case with the people involved, I suspect.

Am I the only person who listened to that video of Meghan and didn’t hear any difference?

I am only exposed to Brits 40 hours a week and it is incredibly hard to resist some of it rubbing off, *especially* the “DID you?”/“IS it?”/“IS she?”/“IS he?” chirpy auto-response. I can only imagine what it’s like for MM being aroumd them, and only them, 24/7. Give the girl a break!

Chrissy is such a delight and that photo is precious. 

I should add that whenever I’m about to spoil a movie or book for someone, I now say “Hello! There are spoilers in this,” in exactly the way Joanna says it. 

OMG I CAN’T.

Joanna NOOOOOOO

I would bet my paycheque that this particular waitress conned all her coworkers into doing her sidework, dicked around on her tables, and spent her time flirting in the kitchen. The fact that she bitched to their manager is sign enough for me.

Anyone else when they saw this go full Brenda for a moment?

Isaiah Mustafa is the guy from the “I’m on a horse” Old Spice commercial.

Julia Roberts can spend the rest of her life posting photos of herself wearing t-shirts with messages on them, but they only make me remember the OG t-shirt:

I’m pleased to see that Antoni is just as annoying in real life as I find him on the show. Jonathan shutting him down about the Colorado cake Baker was perfect. 

PopSugar is extremely well-funded and there’s no excuse for doing this. Interfering with their affiliate links and replacing them with your own? That’s nasty.

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

Yay, my state of NH, representing the resistance. Fuck you Trump, and 3 cheers for our own Caitlin Marriott! 

You’re looking for a problem where none exists.

shut up both of you

Having said that, I’ll never stop following her. It’s just too funny!