Give the people what they want:

Cliffs Notes version: Ramona is the woooooorrrrsssstttttttttt

I feel like this post really buried the lead, which is HOW GOOD THE ORIGINAL WITCHES IS. I remember Anjelica Huston equally awe-inspiring and terrifying my little second grade goth lesbian brain, and also that I loved this movie specifically cause the only male character was a mouse.

I’m sorry if I made anyone mad.

Won’t someone think of the nazis?

technically its an incel phone

Fucking awesome, good for her. Just want to note that Donald Trump is not her boss or her boss’s boss, etc... Congress is supposed to be coequal with the Presidency, even if they mostly seem interested in refusing to take responsibility for anything and then posturing when things go wrong (e.g., the constant stream of…

My mom beat the shit out of a mountain lion about 25 years ago. It was killing a neighbor’s chickens. My brother was absolutely terrified. It’s her proudest moment, I think.

I’m putting “so sorry I’m not so bad looking” on my fucking grave.

You are.

I think Parks&Rec had one of the best finale episodes of all time. When a show goes out on such a pitch perfect note, I kind of think you need to leave it be, even though I loved P&R and miss it.

Woman, this would be the first good decision you have made in your entire blighted existence. Get a book deal and bail.

There has never been a photograph of Selena Gomez in which she wasn’t either impossibly cute or drop-dead gorgeous.

I’m so on board with the Anna Delvey news. That article was a wild ride. One of those truth is better than fiction kind of stories.

This statement made me cry. This man loved her and all the complicated feelings love can entail. He seems so heartbreakingly human and devastated despite them potentially being in the process of ending their marriage. It really stuck me that despite love and success and wealth things can still be so complicated and…

“Until then and hell, even when it’s here, I recommend Riverdale for your Netflix teen drama binging urges instead. It’s fundamentally more enjoyable.”

EVERY 15 year old thinks they are grown up, their parents are holding them back and they need to move out. One good thing about being lower middle class, my parents could just reply “How are you planning to pay for that?” 

Any time I feel like blasting music while I drive this summer, it’ll be Janelle Monae’s Dirty Computer. That album has SO MANY perfect “summer songs” on it.

No no, this isn’t an attack on women, it’s just petty and whiny and pathetic :) You sound like a blast at parties.

FRICK I LOVE THE V&A AND LIBERTY OF LONDON AND I HAVEN’T BEEN IN NINE YEARS AND I’M SO FRICKING JEALOUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS