I’m teaching my kid to say FUCK BOOTLICKERS so yeah if she read a senator for filth she’d probably have Christmas in February.

Rubio’s sad broken face during this townhall gives me so much pleasure.

I want to buy/support Chobani for its social stances & for the fact that they hire refugees from war-torn countries, but it’s just too runny for me. Much prefer Fage.

I am so annoyed at the “45" on his dress shirt.

It is true. We are still bears.

Observations:

Imagine going to school in the mountains of North Carolina only to end up married to a Prince! What are the odds?? He could’ve at least gone to App State..

I love these posts. Joanna: do you get credit for secondary add views because I’ve shown like 10 people the last one on the same computer and I feel like I’m cheating you.

These are wonderful, and Joanna needs to do one for all of the movies.

You don’t see a difference between debunking a magic act and pushing someone to commit murder?

Or the old people that come in in their ironed dockers and dress shirts and loafers.

Me prepping:

So happy to have “The Soup” back. Don’t care what they call it.

He had hand reduction surgery so he could pretend his cock was bigger.

Holy shit, you weren’t kidding. I scrolled back up to see, and I wish I hadn’t.

WHY ARE HIS HANDS SO SMALL.

Dope Tricks

The Southern word for hideous?

a lifetime of homemade furniture (never forget Schumer’s Aidan, Ben Hanisch)

For a moment I thought Dirtbag had gone to a really dark place.