I hate barbecue sauce, but sweet Jesus I’d slather buffalo sauce on anything.

I bet Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg would hold up today.

We do not deserve Chrissy.

“I want ice cream.” = “Immigrants are rapists and murderers.”

I’m Canadian and for real I will flip a table if Virtue and Moir don’t win. I remember raging out in 2002 also. You’re not wrong that the judging is super corrupt but you are WRONG that nobody cares. Godddd why did you bring up Sale and Pelletier now I’m all heated.

Nagasu was thrilling to watch. Her emotional reaction and response of her teammates at the conclusion of the program was my favorite moment of the Olympics, thus far.

Per the US Weekly article: Fans have been convince that the name Stormi was inspired by the living creatures <butterflies>. “‘Stormi’ is short for Storm. A storm can be caused by a minute localized change in a complex system. That’s known as the butterfly effect. Butterfly in Spanish is Mariposa…”

I am a normally reasonable person who can’t be bothered to worry about ghosts and shit, and I recently moved into a really old house. My kids immediately started talking about it being haunted (it’s old and drafty and creaky and has a bunch of weird old-house-style features that freak them out) and my daughter even…

Look, I’m sure I’m just wrong about this because I don’t “get” the sport fandom, but why the fuck are your kids so broken up about the loss? It’s a game, there will be a winner and a loser, and it doesn’t have to be a big dramatic deal, and you shouldn’t have to hold your family’s dignity together with the patronizing…

I actually don’t think I’ve ever related to a Jez article so hard before. I’ve been increasingly in the grip of baby fever for the last few years, and yet- climate change was always lurking in my head. Then on Nov 9,2016 I decided that going forward, before I had kids, I would need a little more certainty that there…

That was a very touching video honestly

I want her to divorce him while in office; cable news would go insane.

Take all the guns.

Kitchen Aid owner humble brag. ;)

Well, record execs, if you hear the sound of a piano on a flatbed truck... know fear.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO ONE WANTS A SEX AND THE CITY 3!!!!

I’m certainly no Trump defender, but even at the time I thought to myself that this seemed like a sincere and classy gesture from Melania. I never knew that Michelle had done the exact same thing. So maybe there wasn’t anyone around to hold the gift, but it’s not like it was unprecedented.

Let me tell you something, if I get onto a plane, and there is a goddamn peacock roaming freely around the cabin, I. AM. OUT. I do NOT like birds, and there is no way that I’m going to be trapped in a metal tube with one for hours on end. Nope. No way. And peacocks can be particularly aggressive assholes, so double no…

Come at me, but this “emotional support animal” is bullshit. If you need help with flight anxiety, take a tranquilizer or booze, like a normal sane person. Animals - no exceptions, dogs, cats, whatever! - have no business inside a passengers cabin.

kid me: effy stonem is so fucking cool
adult me: effy stonem is the worst but i still love her