Hi Woody. Didn’t know you had a Kinja account.

Oooh, a polygraph test. Fuck off with your boilerplate Mia nonsense that you had saved to your hard drive.

I’ll admit, I was super into historical dolls as a kid. I read the American Girl Doll catalog with the attention of a Talmudic scholar, but it was too expensive for my family. My best friend got Samantha’s art kit, which included miniature tubes of oil paint, tiny paintbrushes, and some kind of wooden case. We…

Trying to pretend like some of us do remember Melania peddling that racist birther bullshit back when she was hawking her horrible line of jewelry or face care. Whatever it was, it was a lie.

From the Washington Post:

That does it! My slow cooker can now collect dust in a garbage dump rather than my counter! What if I continue to never use it and it just spontaneously combusts?!

well then you of all people should know better!!!!!!!!! let people enjoy the celebrity news trash what they want to enjoy without shitting all over what may be the only thoughtless reprieve from their shitty jobs!!!

why are you here

I remember reading an article where Elizabeth Olsen, his ex wife, said there’s two different versions of Fred Armisen. The on stage version and off. Was definitely disconcerting, she didn’t out right say anything but the implication was there for sure. Definitely viewed him in a different light since.

It’s just you.

I actually liked parts of the reboot better than much of the actual show. Emily and Lorelai’s scenes together were perfect and the show didn’t always capitalize on how great their chemistry is. Paris. I liked the Stars Hollow show. But then Rory would come on the screen and... never mind.

“Your decision to assault was calculated, precise, devious, despicable,” Aquilina said. “You played on everyone’s vulnerability. I’m not vulnerable.=

Hearing Emily say, “Bullshit!” is all the apology I needed.

This is a good first step.

What a ridiculously uncharitable reading. She explicitly says she cared about it, but noticed new things about the issues when she was undergoing it herself. This is natural, and exactly why we want all kinds of diversity in our representative bodies. She never refused to sign an airport breastfeeding bill - she just…

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The “OK” knocked me out. It has to be the the step child of “I said what I said” This child is COMPLETELY unbothered by his teacher. It’s fabulous. And I have been trying to find a way to articulate what my mood for 2018 is and this child found it for me.

Seriously. What an absolute bitch she’s being. Also, if we’re being real, maybe Megyn should lead by example and talk about what she’s had done b/c most ~50 year olds don’t look like her with no work, either.

I hope Jane slaps her.