This was so perfect! He kinda smirked at the producers and gave them a little side eye, for good measure. Ugh, he’s perfect.

Ugh the outfit posts always kill me, all of them are godawful. She for sure thinks of herself as such a fashion plate, it’s a miracle my eyes haven’t rolled right out of my head while reading that site. She’s very, veeeery insular in every sense of the word - I agree that she’s very wannabe Goop-ian. All her posts…

I hate-read this blog a lot, because the lifestyle posts are just SO inane. My personal favorite was the one about sprucing up her cluttered kitchen, and she literally made an entire post of before and after pics where she basically just.....tidied up the kitchen counter and moved a cutting board? It was very clearly…

The whole first half is just dragging Ryan Adams! I was cracking up the whole time I was reading it.

Pod Save the World this week is really good too (and every week)- they had to have taped it within a few hours/the morning after the news broke. (Also, I can’t have been the only one who was glad a big news event finally happened in time for them to cover it on the Thursday pod.)

STUNNED that he’s only 27!? I thought he was 35 at a minimum

Ugh this is amazing. Good luck on the bar and give ‘em hell!

That’s what gets me! The lines look SO homemade, she must’ve done it herself- like she just looked at a perfectly fine turtleneck one day and said to herself: “how do I show off my chest while also still hiding the hickey John gives me after he mauls me in a coke-induced mania?”

Banking on the inevitability that Katie was forced to sign a veeeery comprehensive NDA, I’m prepared to bide my time for Suri’s tell-all.

The Loft sales in particular are so great- if I settle for buying something 30% off, I feel duped. I know you’re just going to make this 40-50% off next weekend! They’ve spoiled me.

Fellow Elizabeth here- on a sort of similar note, Alyssa Milano named her kid Elizabella and it personally offends me.

I found these weird melatonin chocolates at Whole Foods, took them for the first time last night and fell asleep inside 5 minutes.....it is possible I was just very eager for them to work because there was chocolate involved. but all the same I’m super refreshed today.

I’m convinced the rest of the girls don’t like Vanessa, whenever they asked Rachel/Raven/etc about her and Nick ending up together, it was always phrased as, “Nick is great, I hope they’re very happy together!”, which struck me as very charmingly evasive.

I once death-glared at my brother’s terrible ex girlfriend in a Starbucks line so intensely to the point that she left, and honestly it’s one of my proudest moments.

Chrissy Teigen’s “hey guys it’s me, Chrissy Teigen, reporting live from...” snapchats never fail to crack me up. All of the “I’m here with Oscar winner John Legend- not this year though-” had me cackling on my couch.

Yes! Caroline Fleming, that lovable kook. I can’t see how she of all people can stand Juliet’s overpowering negativity. It baffles me.

My family is now a house divided because my brother and I both left Arrival sobbing while my mom was very “unimpressed”, such is our depth of feeling over how good this movie was. We both keep trick-texting her to lull her into telling us why she hated it, because we fundamentally don’t understand it.

I’ve never full-on gasped with horror over clothes as much as I have with Juliet’s, specifically that weird try-hard aging-hipster getup she wore in East London. I did a deep dive to find a pic for evidence, but some kind soul must have scrubbed it from the Internet to spare us all.

Yes! One of my main memories of class consciousness as a kid was my mom explaining about being “house-poor”. All of my friends lived in McMansions while we were in a townhouse, which- we were a single mom + 2 kids, we did not need any more space than that. She also had a story about distant super-rich cousins that…

Ugh, like in The Stand. Desert exile is too good for most of these punks.