I saw that dismissive comment and straight up gasped at work, because Erika Jayne is such a goddamn gift to Real Housewives.

Mike Rinder (Rindahhh) said on Twitter that’s a stunt so she can get attention and shill for Scientology, which seems....just about right.

My favorite part of this impression is always the tiny Russian flag lapel pin. Such a perfect little touch.

Did you see that ass Toomey’s Facebook post about people from out of state calling and weighing in, and that was why the voicemails were full? Yet he’s managed to be completely bought and paid for by someone who lives out of state, how convenient. The blatant hypocrisy this clown exhibits every day never ceases to…

I read waaaay too many Royal Diaries (all of them) at a very impressionable age, and then lo and behold 10 years later got a history degree. “What do you mean I can’t write my thesis on how each of Henry VIII’s wives treated then-Princess Elizabeth?!”

He directed Lars and the Real Girl too! I’m here for it.

The only I’ve ever been able to leave a voicemail was Scranton- haven’t tried today (yet) but every time I’ve run through the contact list recently, Scranton’s consistently the only one that even lets you leave a message. Here’s the number: (570) 941-3540

Pat Toomey is THE WORST. I spent my lunch break today calling all of his offices (pro tip: Scranton is the only one that even lets you leave a voicemail). Obama could have nominated the reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan to the Supreme Court, and that fuck Pat Toomey would have found something wrong with him.

It makes my blood run cold that we have to share a city with him even if it’s just for today- I keep cringing every time I hear helicopters.

1. As a former intern that used to have to take those constituent calls (I was only driven to tears once, which I counted as a success), perfect advice.

I couldn’t get a pic for the life of me, but my favorite sign in Philly was “Tinkle tinkle little Tsar, Putin put you where you are”, which I then proceeded to sing to myself the rest of the day.

Ahh I walked past that guy on my way home! I would’ve snapped a pic, but my hand was literally a misshapen claw after clutching my sign for 4+ hours.

She’s gotta be producer-forced, Nick looks so visibly uncomfortable whenever she’s forcing herself on him! Hopefully she’ll make it a few more episodes for the ratings, and then inevitably wash up in Paradise come summer.

When my brother was a groomsman last summer, the groom never even asked/told him....he just put the pieces together when his friend told him a few months before the wedding what he should wear and where he had to be at a specific time.

I never got to do this and I’m STILL salty about it. I have a friend that works there now and apparently from time to time someone suggests they do a sleepover for adults, but it’s always shot down because there’s no way to prevent people from drunkenly sneaking off and having sex in the giant heart. Which would be an…

Kills me that that wasn’t addressed again! I thought for a hot second Lorelai would go into that when she called Emily from her Wild moment, but nope (I was already sobbing during that scene, might as well pile it on)