If I were Hailey I would 100% be asking him “honey, when are you going to leave the house for the recording studio and eventually tour for months and months and make a shit-ton money that I will have access to once we divorce because no pre-nup?” I mean, I wouldn’t put it that way EXACTLY, but yeah.

Fitchburg State Alum here - I’m just surprised we landed on this site for an on court assault rather than a fan assault. 

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Nookie Of The Year

I’ve been waiting soooo long for everyone to come to the realization that Nicki Minaj is a garbage person, and have been pushed out of WOC communities for arguing such. At long last, the hard evidence seems to rapidly mounting.

Why? Just because its not funny in the least? 

The DA doesn’t have the authority to “mandate” anything. The DA can state that the sentence for crime A is X, but can only make recommendations to the judge. This idiot’s defense lawyer can then challenge or offer possible mitigating evidence. 

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

(17-18 according to Rock’s excellent right up)

In the words of Carol Burnett’s Starlet O’Hara: “I saw it in the window and just had to have it.”

The snap count has now been reduced by one.

I’m stumped by your comment.

Roughly 20 years ago, my (adult) cousin was killed in a stupid fireworks accident (is there any other kind?). A rocket exploded in his face, killing him in a matter of seconds, in front of hundreds of people and within ten or so feet of his mom, my aunt.

I give this story 1.5 thumbs up. 

I am here for this! More mainstream women embracing body hair is awesome!

Julia Roberts seems to have a protruding tuft of armpit hair.

Absolutely have been loving this car since I purchased. I don’t go a single day without smiling behind the wheel as well as looking back at it as I walk away once parked.

I bought my 00 s2000 with 33,000 miles on it a little over 7 years ago. I have cut down the amount of driving I do on it now but at this point I am…

Tom Cruise’s daughter selling lemonade at a Pride parade is just all kinds of awesome.

Shut the fuck up , Meghan McCain.