I’m pretty sure that’s what she meant. As in, “if some shitbag tries that with you, tell people loudly, and keep telling people until someone hears you and responds appropriately.”

Some day, Terrence Howard is going to kill someone. His temper is legendary. Plus, he’s bananas. How does he keep getting work?

Clorox Wipes are by far the best cleaning invention of the last 15 years. I have at least 4 cans scattered throughout my apartment at any given time. Truth.

Clorox Wipes are by far the best cleaning invention of the last 15 years. I have at least 4 cans scattered…

What ARE you talking about?

I was at the Waldorf Astoria, and was 8 months pregnant. I went into the ladies room, which – it being a ritzy joint and all – had a powder room, and then a room with stalls. Being substantially pregnant, I made a beeline for the stalls. There were maybe three or four in a row, and the last one was empty. But just as…

I find it so hard to get excited about Michelle Williams. I just find her uninteresting to watch. Given the attention she gets, though, I suspect I just haven’t clicked in yet.

Any suggestions as to which of her work I should watch? 

Again: 190 scored high enough to be admitted. Only 7 out of those 190 were admitted.

Juzwiak has once again taken an interesting topic (how an awareness of a star’s almost-certain abhorrent transgressions alters the interpretation their work) and made it about himself.

Which part of you is unconvinced?

We will never forget/forgive Bette Midler losing to Sally-with-the-“you really like me!”-speeched Field in 1980.

Yup, it can happen. A set of tenants I had tried to sell my house (which they were renting at the time). They got surprisingly far in the process (they had a realtor and a buyer lined up, and it wasn’t until the realtor started to do the prepatory paperwork that she discovered it wasn’t their house to sell).

My brother has two kids, a 5-year-old and an infant...and like most dads with kids, he never gets laid anymore. Because kids.

“No, you’re finna go to jail,” yells James, the future UFC flyweight champion. “You put your hands on me first!”

They’re implied.

The first sentence: “Penny Marshall and I were the bridesmaids in Carrie Fisher’s wedding to Paul Simon.”

This will be appealed, and then almost certainly sent to the Supreme Court. If, God willing, Trump is either impeached or just plain not reelected, it’s likely he won’t be in White House to see the SC’s decision.

It will be interested, nauseating, and predictable, to see Republicans walk back their “we will replace…

Someone should tell DJ Trump that Pelosi’s a racist...he’s stop slamming her at the MAGA rallies.

It’s because we walk silently. And barefoot.

Jesus, that’s awful.

I starred you as soon as I got to, “this thing is a frigging pterodactyl.” A joy to read, this thing. As was your comment about poop in the intestines.