Sending you a big internet hug. I’m so sorry. 

I’m from Fitchburg (go Red Raiders!) and I can confirm...this is a thing, there.

He probably just forgot he was indoors and not down on Main Street, or at the old Store 24.

I live in Manhattan and work in entertainment, and have met hundreds of celebrities.

HOW does he get away with playing “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” at the end of every rally?

What the everlasting FUCK?

+1 on the 100 Grand. But they’ll always be a $100,000 Bar to me.

I don’t know what the answer is. Having lived in NYC for 25 years, though, I can tell you that the passenger’s quality of experience/life has risen dramatically since Uber/Lyft/Via.

It’s not your typos that did it, it’s the sentiment in your words. We’re talking about Juzwiak, yes? He’s far from a good writer. Three examples off the top:

(17-18 according to Rock’s excellent right up)

WHY is Douchewiak still here???

Roughly 20 years ago, my (adult) cousin was killed in a stupid fireworks accident (is there any other kind?). A rocket exploded in his face, killing him in a matter of seconds, in front of hundreds of people and within ten or so feet of his mom, my aunt.

You’ve really got your finger on the pulse of humor.

+1 on that.

Julia Roberts seems to have a protruding tuft of armpit hair.

Yup. Turned himself into the gumshoes.

But not in MY restaurant!

If so-called “morality” defenses are legitimate reasons for bakeries to not sell cake to gay folks, then by definition, businesses get to use the reverse to refuse service/sales to fascist despots and their minions.

“I wouldn’t lick her if she was dipped in peanut butter!”

Have a port on me!