“I’m not celebrating his death because his killer wasn’t Robin Hood” 

Yeah.

Also, see also: me’shell ndegeocello, Christina Hendricks.

Shot for Climbing While Black

That is seriously punk rock, camping out for that. Excellent shot.

You mean “Holey shit!”

“Why would Omar Mateen confide in Noor, a woman he clearly had no respect for?” asked Salman’s defense lawyer, Linda Moreno.

I like lots of the Gawker empire’s writers, none of whom pull this shit. At least not that I’ve read. If I’m missing some, feel free to redirect me.

A week ago, as mentioned, he took several runs at Christina Hendricks.

I wouldn’t trust a chair as far as it could lift me.

I couldn’t believe that (6ix9ine) story; it was atrocious.

It’s scary as scabies.

We pay for them with our insane rent rates.

Nope.

I think we can agree that Trump is Satan and is warning Oprah not to run, which — using a double negative — translates as God telling her to run.

I bet. And best of luck with divorced life; I did that too and it’s a close race as to which was more emancipating, ditching marriage or the student loan.

“A horrible ass boil that does not go away” should be the new acronym for Harvey.

Congratulations! It took me more than 15 years and the feeling of relief was HUGE.

“Building blocks” for sure. A couple of decades into working life, I can tell you that I’d be making at least three times the salary if I’d have put relationship-level energy into my career instead.

Totally.