Thanks to The Office, I am now physiologically incapable of referring to this show as anything other than "damn Rizzoli and damn Isles."

"Squeeee!"

My vote goes to Roseanne.

Hey, don't knock Mummenschanz. That's where theater and dance merge.

You were being really funny, and then you went too far.

*shakes head disapprovingly*

Oh, goodie, a procedural show based around a character who is brilliant at his job but callous and cruel to everyone around him. Yeah, that's never been done before.

I'm from the Internet, and I'm here to help. :-)

If you enjoy the music of RoL, you should investigate William Orbit's solo work. In particular, "Strange Cargo 3", "Hinterland", and a not-all-that-easy-find collaboration with Beth Orton called "Superpinkymandy." (It's a Japan-only release, of course it has a bizarre title!)

Let's get one thing straight right now. "Ray of Light" is not a Madonna album. "Ray of Light" is a William Orbit album, with vocals provided by guest vocalist Madonna. And I'll take you all on, one by one or all in a bunch, to back it up.

Meh. Wake me if they ever land Yolandi Visser.

Well, Aquaman is still stupid, but at least now he's a different kind of stupid.

I can understand why she'd feel sad that a remake is being produced, because I was awfully sad that the original was produced.

That was an overreaction.

Pegasister.

The word "people" no longer sounds like a real word to me.

"TIME TO PLAY"

If I ever meet Mary McDonnell, I'm just gonna ask her to say the word "passport."

Q: What's the difference between the video for "Anaconda" and a porn movie?

I dunno, I have a hard time imagining the Fifth Doctor saying this. On the other hand, the Sixth Doctor would say it twice, so it all evens out. :-)