NOW he’s ready to join the Knicks!

Humanity has experimented over the years with how to maintain forested areas in dry spots that are close to human habitats. The results of our efforts have been mixed, at best. The “let it burn” policy resulted in mudslides and, in some cases, loss of life and habitat destruction. The “suppress all fires” policy…

Of course we’re a state.  We’re just not one of the United ones.  And that’s because you didn’t march your enormous, practiced army into our country after your civil war.  “We’re tired of war, we’ll do it later” is the sentiment that allowed Canada to exist.

“...and I’m all out of fish.”

War of 1812 humor will always get a star from me.

“Failed stint in England” is an insane way to describe Dempsey’s PL career.

And if true, that’s the goal keeping him from being in sole possession of the USMNT scoring record.

I think it deserves mention that he may have intentionally missed a PK in the waning moments of a clinched game against Mexico to preserve the “Dos a cero” scoreline. He denied it afterwards, but I fully believe he shanked it wide on purpose. If it would be ANY player that would do something that petty just to get one…

Dempsey breaking Terry’s nose was clearly a metaphor for America rejecting and then defeating their British overlords, and his tenacity and indomitable spirit were an obvious microcosm of the traits on display as America seized a place at the table as a world power and then superpow———

Well, now that he’s retired, I can’t wait for his hip hop career to take off.

Only if you abide by the Treaty of Ghent.

And of course, he outright declined to get involved in USMNT politics—for good or bad—by telling Michael Bradley, “I just want to score goals and go fishing.” Some real DGAF shit right there.

They say that if you head to any soccer pitch in Brazil and listen closely, you can still hear Howard blocking Belgian shots and screaming at his teammates to get their dicks in gear.

+1 course credit at Southern New Hampshire University.

I can't smoke weed since thc sets off some..unpleasant side effects in combo with my bipolar. But cbd has been great topically for pain and its somewhat calming when ingested. I rotate it in when I don't feel like using xanax or benadryl for my anxiety. 

I agree.

Your first paragraph reminded me of someone but in the end Ronaldo has nothing on the very epitome of cool:

I think it’s cool

Oh good this guy made it.

Of course he didn’t realize the game was tied. But, why is it so important to people that he admit that? You don’t think he feels bad enough already? This is not journalism, it’s an outright attack on the poor guy. Geez, let it go.