Announcer: SANTA MARIA!!!

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

All depends on how good (or bad) you are.

I mean, allegations of cheating aside, it’s pretty damn rude to be driving down the hole while the rest of your group is teeing off.

When did Deadspin change from dongs to dingers?

[R. Kelly looks at pitcher and score]

You can tell he clearly knows he didn’t get all of it. And flips the bat out of frustration. This is a terrible post. 

It kind of almost looks like he’s upset because he knows he didn’t get all of it. Am I crazy?

Sports Deadspin covers well, ranked

go check out the initial days of facebook once they went public vs where that stock is now. 

Well, LYFT always wanted to fuk UBER, so I guess they found the best way possible! “Ha Ha.  Try to get public now, losers”

The headlines on Deadspin articless are always so mean and small. Deadspin should write more positive, uplifting stories, like:

Happy Duke Schadenfreude Day, everybody!

I was at a minor league baseball game with my 10 year-old, and he got a second foul ball of the night. (It was rainy, and there were maybe twenty of us in the section.) Entirely on his own, he turned and gave it to the kindergartner in the row behind us. The kid nearly lost his mind, and I’ve never been so proud.

I’m just not sure that there are enough armed cops at that obviously volatile event.

If you want to be optimistic, you can point out that Michigan basketball losing by 19 on national television with the season on the line is still an improvement over Michigan football losing 62-39 on national television with the season.

Texas Tech has to focus on good defense because the fans in Lubbock can’t count above 60 and the athletic director doesn’t want to confuse them.

They’re only racing a thousand feet now, but yeah. Power.

Before anything, I want to first give a round of applause to all the spam accounts plastering their advertisements for “healers” in this thread for trying so hard. One of them even replied to their own comment with the same advertisement; I got a good laugh out of that one.