I wonder what he must’ve done to be forced out of the Utah Highway Patrol? These kinds of pricks don’t leave law enforcement jobs willfully.

It’s almost like the Lakers, except the Lakers never led anything.

Inglewood is primed for gentrification because of it’s adjacent to the Westside and South Bay.

Would calling 911 in this case be appropriate? I think the only deterrent would be the threat of getting narc’d on by other motorists.

Poor Messi. That team is trash.

AGAIN? Thank God he’s behind bars. Call your moms and tell them it’s safe to go outside again.

My dad likes his steak well done and all other meats nearly burned to a crisp. I try to normalize it by rationalizing that he grew up poor in a third-world country where bad meat could kill you, but he might just be weird.

I think I’ve seen this happen on PornHub.

I’d prefer an actual worm in my ear.

You’ll have to forgive Gayle Benson and Mickey Loomis for their mishandling of the Pelicans. Didn’t you hear the Saints were robbed of the opportunity of losing to the Patriots in the Super Bowl? 

The pre-tournament terms regard payment should the golfer not make the cut. If a golfer wins money, then the percentage of the winnings follows customary terms.

This is true about the different roles a caddy plays, but in this particular case, the most important role this caddy played that Kuchar’s regular caddy couldn’t was the “local” role, and his intimate knowledge of the course helped Kuchar break a 4-year title drought. There are other factors at play here that make…

I came here to say the same thing.  I’m happy to know I’m not alone.  Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

The players should go on strike again, and this time they need to fight the luxury tax, which teams— even the richest teams (F you, Dodgers) — are using as soft salary cap. Salary caps and luxury taxes are sold to fans on the illusion of parity, but all it really is a built-in excuse to suppress salaries while owners…

It’s a good thing Ingram is too stoned to care.

It wasn’t licensed that way, but the Fast and Furious franchise evolved into a Hot Wheels-type of superhero concept. In fact, I read about it on this very site.

The rules suck, but Bru McCoy knew the rules. I don’t care how much he loved Kingsbury’s offense at Texas Tech, he and his parents must have their heads in the sand about Clay Helton’s job security, the dumpster fire that is USC Football, and Kingsbury’s NFL aspirations.

I don’t think the Army Corps of Engineers expected the levees to be tested so soon after Hurricane Katrina, but they’ve kept the tears from flooding the city.  Good job, Army!

The odds of getting ICE’d in Tennessee and Kentucky seem pretty high.

You don’t need to be Robin Williams-funny when you look like Ryan Gosling.  Not only is the funny bar already low when you have Hollywood looks, but it’s even lower than that because he’s a pro QB.