The only thing that makes me hesitate is that the car is from Washington state. Do they salt the roads in Washington? My first car was a 1991 Integra that I thought was a steal for $32oo back in 1999. Little did I know the car was from Illinois and the entire undercarriage was caked in rust. Learned a lot about buying…

I gave you a star because I thought you were talking about the white cop not immediately grabbing for his gun once the honking motorist started mouthing off, but then I realized you were talking about the honking motorist not grabbing for the officer’s gun. You can still have your star, if you’d at least think about…

I’m not crying. You’re crying. Okay, I’m crying. A lot.

I’ll tell you what I wouldn’t go with...

It’s not marriage you have a problem with, it’s people. People are the worst.

If the Yankees left Major League Baseball, there would surely be a void, but history would side with MLB and condemn the Yankees for being selfish and petulant.

Naming him after a medical device manufacturer.

Did you think the pitch was dead once it hit the ground? What about wild pitches?

The Dodgers buzz in the Southland right now is bigger than anything I experienced with the Lakers (I’m 37). I didn’t think it was possible to be bigger than the Lakers in LA, but the Dodgers are right now, and it’s because of the Latino fan base. It’s amazing.

Vince Wilfork marrying his slumpbuster was just way ahead of his time.

MLB is about to show where Asians rank in the hierarchy of aggrieved people. Anything less than the two-game suspensions levied against Pillar and Joyce would be untenable. Bigotry, especially on the game’s biggest stage, cannot be tolerated.

That says a whole lot more about you than it does the Dodgers.

He’s sarcastically bringing up that racism against Asians does not typically result in the same outcry. He’s right. It’s a sad but poignant comment about society today.

How many minorities do you employ?

I got all kinds of warm super fin nostalgia going on now.

As soon as I sneeze, I say, “Excuse me.” That’s usually followed by someone saying, “Bless you,” and I follow with my gratitude. See, people can be civilized without being jerks. Also, remember to sneeze into your bend of your elbow, not your hands.

Maeda is only a righty specialist, even though he could be extended for more innings, which would’ve made sense since Hill was pulled at least an inning too early. Hindsight is 20/20, and Roberts is averse to letting his starter face the opposing lineup a third time in a close game, but we’ll see if Roberts gives his…

Charlie Culberson was picked up off the scrap heap to give the Dodgers organizational depth in the infield. He spent all year in the minors and only made the roster because Corey Seager was hurt for the NLCS and is insurance in case Seager’s back flares up again. Joe Buck’s reaction on the World Series broadcast,…

He’s still in school? I would think he’s getting his Ph.D, but he’s at UNC.

My son just told me to go to hell.