Sabathia can’t help but laugh because he’s from V-Town. Vallejo don’t fuck around, and this was just child’s play.

This deserves more stars. Hopefully this gets cross-posted to Deadspin so you can get your due.

You’re absolutely right. It was a very clever comment, especially by juxtaposing “white” and “power”.

This was in Bellflower. I bet the crowd was 90% Latino.

This breaks my heart. I hope your mother comes back from the fringe and is able to reconcile with you before it’s too late.

Because the Inland Empire is a fucking cesspool full of assholes from all over the Southland who can no longer afford to live where they grew up.

You realize this was real life, not a video game, right?

Bless your heart. Seriously.

I just don’t want to hear any falsehoods about them growing up without fathers.

I snowborded Colorado a couple years ago, and our first stop from the airport was the dispensary to pick up a quad to share between a group of 4 for the week. We smoked on the mountain and in the hotel using the old toilet paper roll and fabric softener filter trick. We still had about 2 g left at the end of the…

I would go with an oil pen, unless you want the full experience of smoking flower. I use Bloom cartridges for my pen. It hits smooth, doesn’t really smell, and they have a variety of different strains. I would start off with a sativa strain, which is more of the head high, rather than the body-high of an indica. If…

Darvish will also benefit from going from one of the worst pitch-framing catchers in Lucroy to the very best in Grandal.

No Baltimore because Darvish watched The Wire. No Boston because he hates Bills Simmons. No Chicago, Detroit, or Oakland because he keeps up with crime statistics. No Pittsburgh because his father used to tell him tales of piracy in the Persian Gulf. No Toronto because he’s a fan of South Park.

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I’m honestly surprised $1MM worth of Mexican brick stress was found in only 15 cars. I imagined it would take 100+ cars to stash that amount of weed (adjusted for today’s prices), but I bet the authorities wanted a nice round number for the news.

I agree, bu... oh wait, here come the lawyers to tell us what “necessary” means.

Maybe someone more versed in sports finance than I can correct me, but I thought buyouts were used to pay players their due money while removing that contract from the salary cap number? If this is the case, MLB’s lack of a salary cap makes buyouts unnecessary.

This was beautiful. It’s the best thing I’ve read in the Gawkerverse in a long, long time, a welcome reprieve from the usual blasts about how crappy the world is.

People are blasting the SBNation author for being homophobic, but all I see are jingoist Americans being incredibly ignorant to Amar’s culture and ethnicity.

You seem to be losing your fight against diction and semantics, but I guess two on one isn’t all that fair.