The owner understands the risks of living in Florida.

I stumbled upon this old post because it was linked to a current post I was reading this morning, and now I’m sobbing on my toilet wondering how I’m going to be able to face the rest of my day.

You must be new here.

If I won the lottery and never grew out of my late-90s Import Showoff phase, I’d be all over RWB.

The Kings were so desperate to unload Cousins, they probably would’ve taken Hamilton Nolan.

Frankly, I’m surprised Geneva threw out convention and broke their traditional stance of pacificism.

So this is Rush Limbaugh’s side hussle?

Jesse is grounded? Sounds like a good time to slide up in his girl’s DMs.

He might’ve sacrificed his $70K car, but call me when he risks a $40MM jet.

I regret I have but one star to give you.

Medicine bottles work in a pinch.

Extra inning postseason games shouldn’t be changed, but if something must be done about regular season games, MLB should allow 2 regular extra innings, then if the game is still tied going into the top of the 12th inning, a position player is required to pitch.

The next step would be to make the 25-man roster a 26-man roster, so teams can carry a speed-specialist for extra-inning games.

What a stupid idea.

I want to know when Disney sells the revenue drain that is ESPN.

This is a good thing. If we’ve learned anything from Obama’s time as CiC, it’s that death is best dealt from the skies from the hands of a drone-controller somewhere very, very far away.

I have a 2008 FJ that I plan on keeping until she dies.

This is exactly what’s going to happen. Bennett will be playing for a different team who’ll be paying him more by the time the Patriots visit the White House next season. McCourty just signed a big contract a couple years ago, but his cap hit will be roughly $11MM, $12MM, $13.5MM the next few years, which makes this…

It might’ve been late, but even the Meteor had enough sense to visit Wisconsin.

Didn’t your wife say the same thing to you last night?