I hope they start the “Fucking Go Away Challenge” where they go the fuck away and don’t come back until they’re 25 and actually contribute to society.

England has roads that are underwater every day, and LA can’t keep their roads maintained even though it averages 284 sunny days per year.

Good to see that Amy Schumer wasn’t the biggest mess at this shitshow.

Sweet! Now I don’t have to mod the F out of the engine and only have to get a paint job to go with my Kyle Busch M&M jacket.

It’s hard for me to take the IRS’s side over anyone.

You know xMRNUTTYx is Joe Torre, right?

If Beltran had gotten a hit and tied the game, LaRussa was ready to contest the at-bat because Beltran’s bat had pine tar well exceeding the allowable 18".

Well... I was in Nashville about a month ago, say September 25, and I was driving around a rented gray Chevy Impala with some co-workers, two of them to be exact... WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

I’m used to giving car buying advice that should be common sense

Javier Baez is a grown up Benny The Jet Rodriguez.

I posted a picture of a 997 GT3 RS I spotted in my office garage, but it came out upside-down, so I aborted the mission.

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*looks outside my office window

I’ve always coached my LHPs to drive their right knee up toward their torso at a sharp enough angle to keep their right foot from breaking the plane of the rubber. Urias’s got away with one here, but that’s the human element of baseball.

When we bemoan the pervasive rape culture in society and sports in particular, we also need to speak up about how the dissolution of the nuclear family perpetuates it. There are too many boys growing up without a man in the house teaching them how to respect women and treat them properly. Popular culture and mass…

This just happened to me today at lunch. We were stacked about 20 cars deep at a red light and the woman in front of me decided to let the car going the other way in the turning lane turn left into the shopping center. Our light had already turned green and after she let the first car go, she also had to let the other…

I imagine that the BMW was on such a tight schedule and has such an important life that one additional car in front of him would ruin his plans so drastically that he might as well be dead.

It’s okay. I scream at clouds.

He’s just biding his time until he gets his own show on MSNBC.