“Look, our players work too hard, and they deserve to have everything...”

If there is any justice in the world, let them decide Kava-NO.

Finally, at least a minyan. Shanah tovah!

No worries for the rest of your days - Acuña matata.

...TPIR’s Showcase Showdown...

I have no idea. I am new to this. Are you saying that it will be impossible to unionize? Or are you saying that it is not in my interests?

Ah, I see. So are you saying that it is not worthwhile to unionize private school teachers?

Hi, can you please elaborate on what you mean? (btw, I would need to take about 3 years of university/grad school to qualify for certification to work at a public school, which I’m not ready to do)

I am starting a job in September as a private school teacher. What is my first step to join a union? Then what is my second step to get everyone else to do the same?

It is nice that Diego Schwartman is playing in France, but where in the world is his doubles partner Carmen San?

“With all the benefits these student-athletes are getting, we are concerned about their education.” - NCAA

Dear Karma, Buddha, Athena, Moses, et al,

Can’t wait to see Bee and Kelly’s posses join in. Gimme Bee-Stewart-Colbert-Oliver vs. Kelly-FoxFucks any day.

“There’s a emergency, quick, call the Dark Knight!...Wait, what’s that you say about Cincinnati?”

See right wingers, some immigrant Latin Americans even prevent theft.

Stormy is probably not gay, which is why when I google “Stormy Daniels lesbian video ” I do not lose the next 2 hours of my life.

The only color any owners care about is green.

This is an amazing act of kindness and the donor should be commended. However, we could eliminate the entire waiting list of people in need of an organ donation if we created and legalized a national system for donors to be paid.

The government makes a statement joking about war and death. Is it better to continue to be surprised by such things, or to convert to full-on cynicism and expect it?

“I’ve got a good relationship with my former colleagues”