I’ve been trying to get this answered in FunBag for years to no avail, so comments please have at it:

Vincent: And you know what they call a grandma who shoots a bank shot in Arizona?

I’m beginning to think that Shaq’s MBA and doctorate might not be entirely legitimate.

Fun fact: Lebron had career highs in assists and rebounds per game this year, and did so while playing in the third fewest minutes per game of any of his seasons. That is very good!

“Seinfeld, four!”

I should have clarified my sarcasm. I think the original piece is tongue-in-cheek, so the 420 grams in a pound statement is said with the same lack of truth.

Same shit? Check. Different day? Check.

420 grams is the amount that the guy actually puts in a 1lb bag of marijuana. So basically, the guy is ripping you off.

...41-year-old Tucson resident, Abdi Abdirahman.

So Huckabee Sanders is now the press corps’ switchboard operator?

“Nice.”

“The Most Dangerous Man In College Basketball”

Well, we selected the back of the line to be President, so...

- Republican version

Marjanovic sure knows how to Bobban weave.

As a child, fruit slices were the only thing that mattered about Passover. As an adult, good God fruit slices are the most vile poison ever.

This battle never would have occurred if the critters feared that the other one might have a gun.

Wow, Vlad Sr. was within 30 feet of the pitch and didn’t swing?

That piece of skin is a metaphor for the administration’s chance of doing anything helpful. Slim, and too far to the right.

Shows Mike right for talking to a woman without a Wingo man.