““Social justice? ...What does it even mean...”

I thought we don’t talk about Bruno?

“He has pleaded guilty to all charges.”

Guy clearly got triggered from a childhood trauma playing Red Rover.

Well, even a narcissistic, racist, homophobe clock is right twice a day.

“...who had been practicing kata for 20 minutes before being given a black belt...”

I think a male Karen should also be called a Karen.

They threw that low-level manager under the bus for implementing their BS policy. Ownership of the restaurant should be handed over to that mother.

I hope they don’t call in the Minneapolis police. I hear they handle issues regarding $20 bills seriously.

I might argue that the Republican Senate, and party in general, is Jordan and Trump is Pippen. Actually, that is an insult to Pippen. Trump is more like Rodman during a day-off bender.

“...was mistaken when it came to the store’s policy prohibiting masks...” 

Uh, did she actually break her foot?

The fact that 90% of Republicans trust Trump for virus info is proof that there are a hundred million people in this country who weren’t hugged enough as children and we are doomed as a result.

“... against then 27-year-old Bryant...”

Extreme Makeover: Super White Edition

“...when the president is tweeting, it means he’s losing...” 

I will be grateful when Abrams’s getting the GA election stolen from her turns out for the best when she leads us all in ensuring voting everywhere is honest and just.

I don’t understand. What is this list that does not include as the second to last item, “Getting hit by a bus”?

Uh, this article was linked on Deadspin, which no longer has comments. So this article is now a Deadspin comment board. Cool!

The most classic rock is igneous.