What’s the big deal about leeks?

Instead of doing a 4000 person strike every 20 years, they could do a 2000 person strike every 10 years, or an 8000 person strike every 40 years. Basically what I’m saying is we need math and all teachers to be paid well.

Was there a 30-day money back guarantee?

I would consider it news if any Olympic housing had a designated “let-me-go-the-eff-to-sleep” room.

“Ted Cruz Liked Porn on Twitter” - That is both his nickname, and the only thing that makes him slightly human.

The sentiment to NFL execs expressed in this essay can be summed up in FoxNews terms: “Shut up and draft.”

Urge to eradicate all prisons - Vs. - Urge to throw all these people in prisons

Bumble, as opposed to the dating app Chris Berman promoted during his game managing the Giants, BumblingStumbling.

Dear Santa, please let one of these honorable people win that House seat.

Uh, when I have one hand on the keyboard, I too am, uh, writing my blog.

Uh, wasn’t he told to just keep dribbling (through teammates’ legs)?

Wow, #MeToo in the workplace has been really effective.

And every time he praises the U.S. he praises a country that executes children and people who are mentally handicapped.

Florida is having a tough month.

If Trump keeps ICE in California, then I will know that he is definitely not the toughest person on Earth. Are you listening Donald?

“Yup, flags during football games are dangerous.”

Your reasoning for why flies don’t get hurt when you slap them is way off in my NOT A SCIENTIST opinion.

Federer would have won the point without picking up the racket.

It is good that Trump is going down there, hopefully he will throw them some rolls of paper towels to clean up.

Okay, I get it now: Only politicians can talk about politics, Ingraham is not a politician. Therefore, Ingraham cannot talk about politics.