Uh, when I have one hand on the keyboard, I too am, uh, writing my blog.

Uh, wasn’t he told to just keep dribbling (through teammates’ legs)?

Wow, #MeToo in the workplace has been really effective.

And every time he praises the U.S. he praises a country that executes children and people who are mentally handicapped.

Florida is having a tough month.

If Trump keeps ICE in California, then I will know that he is definitely not the toughest person on Earth. Are you listening Donald?

“Yup, flags during football games are dangerous.”

Your reasoning for why flies don’t get hurt when you slap them is way off in my NOT A SCIENTIST opinion.

Federer would have won the point without picking up the racket.

It is good that Trump is going down there, hopefully he will throw them some rolls of paper towels to clean up.

Okay, I get it now: Only politicians can talk about politics, Ingraham is not a politician. Therefore, Ingraham cannot talk about politics.

Considering his attractiveness, he probably also had 114 finishes in Olympic village.

I’m curious, what is the prescribed thought that they are recommending? On what page of what book is the prayer that we need to say, and how many times per election cycle?

I want all those things too, but most of all, I want a new law.

“We’ve reached the point where there’s not much civility in the marketplace...”

Getting Injured In An Olympics Practice Run Is True Sports Heartbreak

It doesn’t matter what kind of music I put on, I still have trouble performing.

Wow, Kelce has done a great job hiding the fact that he moonlights in the WWE.

He has done horrible horrible things and there is a lot of pain all around, but let’s not let it make us wish for more horrible things in the world.

“What is this, a center for pissants?”