“Cousin Larry Appleton”

Is there a way to deliver a succinct message to these reporters with access to jointly agree to ask short, pointed questions?

Does 10,000th consecutive snap mean consecutive offensive, non-special teams snap, or is there more/less to it?

Are coke dogs good dogs? Yes, coke dogs are good dogs.

So the Red Sox fans are saying that Japan and the Dominican Republic are almost doing racism as well as we are?

Wow, I at least thought there’d be a six-month delay before getting rid of the foreigners.

I don’t know their goals, because I have read their statements on their actions, but often, protests serve to:

Can someone please explain why it costs anything close to $280,000 (the median price to purchase a home in Tampa) to remove and transport a statue?

As someone who was a classmate of Kushner’s from 5th-8th grade and who attended his bar mitzvah that had Lawrence Taylor and other Giants as hired guests, I can fully attest that I am celebrity name dropping.

I feel bad for Dykstra...He took the over at 56.

As opposed to the game itself, where a bunch of dongs have a striking resemblance to the Mets.

Wow, I looked at that picture of Obama and the Canadian Prime Minister and for a full 15 seconds I felt okay before I remembered who the president actually is.

Irving’s handle is probably better than anyone else in the NBA...

Greinke’s fastball is the 2nd best Zack 90s product.

As a high school sophomore, I was a quiet, shy kid. I also happened to be the only person in my school who had dedicated his entire sports life to bowling.

Isaiah Thomas vs. Allen Iverson, 1-on-1 in their primes. Who ya got?

you win

Strike first, strike hard, no mercy sir.

That registry is infuriating (even more so than most registries). $69 for a flat sheet, AND $79 for a fitted sheet. $148 for SHEETS! Capitalism, this country, the 1%, rant rant rant.

Especially when those pitchers are filled with Natty Light. Gross.