Browns fans self-induce memory loss every Sunday starting around the second quarter.

“You’re right. We will not defend Tom Brady.” - Atlanta Falcons

His son Joe has enjoyed a successful career moving up the ladder at Litchfield Penitentiary.

Rosen continued: “Next year, the Knicks will do well signing a 5-time MVP (Michael Jordan), the all-time blocks leader (Hakeem Olajuwon), Knicks great with perfect attendance (Walt Frazier), and a coaching legend and once-alive mastermind (John Wooden).

Can someone please give me some bullet points as to how HB2 and HB142 are different? Everything I read about 142 seems to be the same as 2, except in name. I’m sure there’s at least some fine print differences, please explain.

Can someone explain what attributes benefit players excelling on hard court compared to clay compared to grass? What makes Federer so great on hard court and Nadal on clay (and someone else on grass?)

The MLB might have gotten it right, while Bianca Rivas might have gotten it right and left.

But what about the kids?!?!

[Clicked to see Jay Cutler’s ass]

Serious question: How is it that legislators who support policies that are financially bad for most people, and beneficial for a small percentage of people who least need it get reelected?

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It does look like we had similar comment ideas, and that yours came first (pun). The similarity was not intentional, nor known to me until you pointed it out. Please do not come for me, it is not how I imagined the first instance of that to be. And please spare me the “fuck you,” we’re all in this together.

I hate having those unexpected ejectulations when reaching first base.

Skittles, Starbursts, Rolos, Snickers, Mars bars, Twizzlers, Almond Joys, Kit Kats and oh, how he loved Reese’s Pieces.

If there are suspensions, we can be sure the NBA will space them out so that two stars don’t sit out the same game.

Give respect to Beltran’s beard? Okay, I’ll take a swing at it.

Shaft Cubit should clearly be in the Chrotchtangle Region. Reminds me, I need to adjust my pants.

Whoa, whoa, everyone has this all wrong. Sushi is slang for something much much different...

...pleaded guilty to endangering the welfare of a child.

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.