As opposed to the game itself, where a bunch of dongs have a striking resemblance to the Mets.

Wow, I looked at that picture of Obama and the Canadian Prime Minister and for a full 15 seconds I felt okay before I remembered who the president actually is.

Irving’s handle is probably better than anyone else in the NBA...

Greinke’s fastball is the 2nd best Zack 90s product.

As a high school sophomore, I was a quiet, shy kid. I also happened to be the only person in my school who had dedicated his entire sports life to bowling.

Isaiah Thomas vs. Allen Iverson, 1-on-1 in their primes. Who ya got?

you win

Strike first, strike hard, no mercy sir.

That registry is infuriating (even more so than most registries). $69 for a flat sheet, AND $79 for a fitted sheet. $148 for SHEETS! Capitalism, this country, the 1%, rant rant rant.

Especially when those pitchers are filled with Natty Light. Gross.

Browns fans self-induce memory loss every Sunday starting around the second quarter.

“You’re right. We will not defend Tom Brady.” - Atlanta Falcons

His son Joe has enjoyed a successful career moving up the ladder at Litchfield Penitentiary.

Rosen continued: “Next year, the Knicks will do well signing a 5-time MVP (Michael Jordan), the all-time blocks leader (Hakeem Olajuwon), Knicks great with perfect attendance (Walt Frazier), and a coaching legend and once-alive mastermind (John Wooden).

Can someone please give me some bullet points as to how HB2 and HB142 are different? Everything I read about 142 seems to be the same as 2, except in name. I’m sure there’s at least some fine print differences, please explain.

Can someone explain what attributes benefit players excelling on hard court compared to clay compared to grass? What makes Federer so great on hard court and Nadal on clay (and someone else on grass?)

The MLB might have gotten it right, while Bianca Rivas might have gotten it right and left.

But what about the kids?!?!

[Clicked to see Jay Cutler’s ass]

Serious question: How is it that legislators who support policies that are financially bad for most people, and beneficial for a small percentage of people who least need it get reelected?