Rank ‘em: Mosquitos, ISIS, Trump.

No.

But next year in Yerushalayim!

Are we sure he wasn’t taken to the hospital for research on how he could have taken a shot like that and still finished the game?

And yet, it’s transgender people in bathrooms some are afraid of.

If the Giants don’t like it, they can just rent a plot of land in Dolores Park like everyone else.

Banks that are enjoyable to crash into, ranked:

The Purchaser hereby engages The Artist

I want to do anything as well as Diana Moskovitz reports on serious issues in coherent ways.

60,000 people—for context, that’s equivalent to the entire population of Bismarck, North Dakota

We ended up losing the World Series in 5 games to the Royals. I will be happy with a similar fate to the Sox, winning the Series 18, 21 and 27 years after the error.

I have lived in a doorman building for 12 years. I always greet the doormen with a smile and thank you, and I always tip them for Christmas. I have never addressed them by name though. I know their legal names (since we get a Christmas name list), but they all go by nicknames that I mostly don’t know (e.g. Jose goes…

It’s a good thing Bartolo got the win. Otherwise this would be the headline today:

Still reeling from the second most costly error in baseball history.

Pictured: Dwight Howard in front of Mt. Take

But it’s remarkable how much some people...really want to hang onto their gay jokes.

I will only care about this band if Porzingis plays.

Seems like an average game to me, in that Beverly shot 31%.

The helmet, 5 minutes later:

The worst jaguars fan? This guy.