“What a lightweight. Pull that off in the Big 10, then we’ll talk.” - Sandusky

Big-ass Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard

Cricketers in Delhi > Crickets in deli

No player is bigger than the game.

In high school I also got caught stealing second and her boyfriend bloodied my face too.

Based on the photo above, are we really sure Manziel is living?

“On the slider, I kind of felt something with my elbow,”

+100/100

Also failing the test for Meldonium are Messrs Gibson, Brooks, Blanc, Torme, and Ott.

I hope the HOF ceremony doesn’t have a practice beforehand.

*SARCASTIC CLAPPING AT MY COMPUTER*

Which of these people would swing the election the most if they endorsed Bernie Sanders?

Obama, Beyonce, Rush Limbaugh, Osama Bin Laden, Tupac, Elvis, Jesus

For the dead people, assume some irrefutable evidence surfaces dated to the person’s lifetime in which they address us present-day folk with an endorsement.

Which would you prefer: that your farts did not smell, or that they not make noise?

Where was Kyle Schwarber with the singing accompaniment?

Yeah but when he was a ballplayer he spent many a night after the game as someone’s daddy.

“Can my celeb cheat be Angelina Jolie?”

I’m so keeno...On UConn’s Geno...What a fantastic coacheeno...Fit to be championeeno!

“Decent.”

White Guy: “Did you see Brussels sprout in the news yesterday?”

Could have sworn the most thrown back jersey in Maryland would be Ray Rice.