Fat man in red spreads cheer on this xmas day

Keith Richards will outlive every last one of us, though. :)

Ridiculous conspiracy theory: Winds of Winter is completely controlled by his Jets fandom.

*Would be a better President than Trump.

This game is a real waste of a snow storm.

by having Parkinson’s?

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

Fuck yeah I’ll remember Andre Johnson. He seems to me like the guy, in like ten or fifteen years, when most kids have stopped playing football and the ratings have gone off a cliff and everyone’s remembering what it used to be like in the NFL’s glory days and wondering how we ever tolerated such bloodsport on such a…

Wait, he’s getting traded to the Browns?

While everyone else is pointing out that you’re a shithead, I’m just going to point out that you think DUCKWORTH is a Thai name.

This also happened in Minnesota, but Blair Qalsh couldn’t really fault someone for pushing too far to the left.

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Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Thanks Ashley, now whenever we talk about Trump in politics I will just think about how we were this close to Mike Tyson solving this problem for us in the 80s.

No one is saying he isn’t allowed to do this. We’re saying it’s fucking stupid.

A face that was made for radio with a voice that was made for print.

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?