Ayn Rand herself couldn’t have created a more poorly written parody of a libertarian hero than Elon Musk. No wonder so many incels, toxic nerds, and Conservative shitheads love him. That’s the American dream, right there. A billionaire darling of the anti-government, anti-journalist community who can simply purchase a…

Further proof that far from being the genius he and his drooling fanbois like to think he is, Musk is really just an idiot with a gift for marketing.

“Well, in the past we could rely upon simple limbic system rewards in order to procreate. But once you have birth control and abortions and what not, now you can still satisfy the limbic instinct but not procreate,” he said. “So, we haven’t yet evolved to deal with that because it’s all fairly recent in the last 50…

Fish Face being interviewed by Potato Face.

“The urge to have sex and procreate is after breeding the most basic urge”

“The urge to have sex and procreate is after breeding the most basic urge—how has it been subverted?”

If a room full of elementary school students getting shot up (twice) didn’t do it, this certainly won’t.

“I live in the bay area and people speak about it like we’re barely holding it together through all the crime;”

The facts of the Yarl case just beggar belief. The guy told police that someone rang his doorbell at 10 pm and he immediately grabbed his gun, assuming they were breaking in. They never even spoke. He just opened the door and began shooting through the glass storm door.

I know that when I’m breaking into a house, I always ring the doorbell 1st. What a fucktard Mr Lester is. I hope he gets the book thrown at him. I hope they use this case to reform the stupid ass laws that enabled it in the 1st place.

Why are these so called alpha males so damn scared?

Our idiotic gun laws and irresponsible news media did this. Mainly Fox News and its bastard offshoots. But even so called liberal mainstream media have spent the last 2 years convincing everybody that there is a marauding band of criminals, homeless people, and immigrants coming after us all. With loud dog whistles…

Why remove it, then? Given that the place is owned by a tremendous dipshit, I can’t think of any reason to give them any benefits at all.

It’s very generous to describe the contestants as well-adjusted; one of the things I find slimiest about the show is they obviously cast people who are desperate for a relationship/family but not mature enough to be in said relationship. 

Gun ownership and how guns are treated here is rock-bottom THE issue, of course, but I also point out just how much social media has contributed to the significant fearmongering and straight-up misinformation about “rampant crime” everywhere.

I live in the bay area and people speak about it like we’re barely holding…

I guess from now on I’m gonna think twice before pulling into a random drive to make a three-point turn—if a young blonde white lady is getting shot for this, I’m a goner for sure.

If the “Bachelor” franchise were boxing or regular MMA, “Love is Blind” would be the fighting competition from Blood Sport where participants dip their fists in glue and broken glass.

Who the hell just starts shooting on sight without even trying to assess the situation? How much of a paranoid nut do you have to be?

DeSantis is burning down Florida to help propel him to the national stage, except that when he gets out-primaried he’s going to be stuck with the ashes.

The biggest true risk facing Florida right now is climate change and lack of affordable homeowner’s insurance. So what does he focus on? Banning books about subjects that make him personally uncomfortable; persecuting teachers, healthcare workers and all women of childbearing age; drag shows; and...Mickey Mouse. What…