...and Inferno Red Crystal Pearlcoat sounds like something Jesse Pinkman cooked up for Walter White.

These for whatever reason immediately bring up the image of an old white guy with a stupid looking panama hat and his leathery, over-tanned looking wife driving around town on Sundays. At least that’s what I always see around here. 

I wouldn’t say they’re bad, they’re just suffering from the image so if they’re not boomer-owned they’re relegated to buy-here-pay-here buyers and deferred maintenance hell.

In a age where every SUV looks identical; I appreciate the PT Cruisers styling. I had one as a rental - it was fine - the gas mileage was seriously bad though.

$2,500?! Pass me my crown and take me to my fiefdom, all day every day NP.

Good to be back

High probability that there’s a Garth Brooks tape in the radio.

There isn’t even a debate over it.

There are millions and millions of guns in this country that are not needed. The sooner they are taken away and dumped in the ocean the better off this country will be. Vote blue.

Only a good guy with a gun can stop a... lost or confused person?

Before anyone starts quoting self defense and “stand your ground” laws, these examples are all straight up murder. There isn’t even a debate over it. The perpetrators are going to prison, where they belong.

The interior plastics of every model year from GM is always referred to as being from the “chintzy” era from what I’ve seen...so, what era of GM had good interior trim? Or are we talking solely of pre 70's/80's vehicles?

They’re Chrysler 226s now, with inflation.

While 1980 may be considered the absolute nadir of Jaguar quality, I can’t help but irrationally give it a NP.  

NP. And the whitewalls are perfect for this era cat.

Those white stripe tires are da bomb on this car!

NP. But then you need to drop in a supercharged V8 and give it some kind of spiffy nickname. Like Draguar. Unless that’s been done. 

Oh, Bob, be careful what you wish for. 

XK8 is covered by Firebird (swaggering V8 coupe, now with leather!) and the selected Chrysler convertible. Goodbye nice Jaguar, for now... 

Answer: Keep the cars, sell the HOA’s soul to Satan.