Miko Grimes is smiling down from Heaven

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

“Yeah, I had one of those too.” - David Blatt

As a Bills fan all I can say is what an embarrassment.

Poor Matthew.

I jerked off. A lot. I mean, I still do, but I don’t have roommates.

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

+1 for the gif

Had to quickly comment on the lamp switch thing and you’re way off. I’ve got a lamp in my living room that is a touch activated lamp. All you have to do is tap a metal part of the lamp to turn it off/on. So awesome.

And the media is so unfair oh my god this Rush song has the best drum solo I’ve ever heard Neil Peart is a living god where was I crooked hillary airports.

Yeah, this is a symptom of Being the Browns, not the disease of Having a Bad Kicker

Live by the bargain-rate kicker, die by the... actually, you know what? It’s Cleveland. If he’d hit all six, they’d have still found a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

It’s fine. I did Popeye & Olive Oyl with my old lady once. Threw up at the end of the night into my spinach can. Worth it.

I don’t think so. You have to at least have present the illusion of being able to complete a crisp 10-yard pass before you hand it off or dump it on a screen. They’d just blitz me every time and I’d scream and hurl the ball straight up in the air.

Worst Bear Friday ever.

I think the pie in the face is a punchable offense.

Agreed.