That must be a real shitty tv if she’s “upgrading” to Plasma.

Another day (hour?) another poorly researched article by Hamilton Nolan. Wish this ritual had stayed at Gawker so I could just ignore them. Thanks a lot, Peter Thiel.

Nobody’s burfict.

This guy is classic Hammond Man.

This feels like one of those fake actress photos with a girl bending over a couch, only made specifically for Drew Magary.

THPS2 has become my favorite over the years because it set us up as a franchise, and had many iconic maps / skaters / songs that people still talk about. I was partial to N64 at the time though.

This is the correct answer to the problem. My The bank’s property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

Lots of pictures of guys with labs.

Well. That is a good start,isn’t it?

You maniac, you want to start a war?

Nothing worse than sandwich-eating members of the press second-guessing every player’s decisions.

I was hoping for snark. All I got was apathy. This was a Lame Post.

Burneko writing about things he knows a lot about is delightful. Burneko writing about things he knows nothing about is insufferable. I think this is true for most writers, but he really drives the point home.

Who the fuck is such an asshole that he sends back fries?

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

People won’t be as upset about this when they realize he was planning to use all the parts of any Buffalo he got.

“The last thing CU football needs is another gash.”

I feel like they’re allowed if they just kicked a career long FG to win on the road against a team that has historically owned his school.