The fox is in the henhouse!!!!!

Harbaugh, one month later: “I cannot believe the irresponsible speculation in the media these days. For you guys to try and figure it out for yourselves is just ridiculous.”

Caldwell went on to say, “If not for second chances, I’d never be here making...jeepers, over four million dollars a year? That can’t be right, can it? Me...four million dollars? Damn. ...Anyway, I, uh, second chances are good.”

Shit, my last job we got raided by the FTC my first week. I got a fucking taser gun pointed at me because I was sending faxes to clients. “step away from the fax machine sir”

Those empty seats were treated to one hell of a 9th inning!

Barnwell. Lowe. Serrano is good but Barnwell’s ability to break down very complicated football schemes so the average drunken idiot can understand them is exceptional.

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”

Fact 1: The Bears went out and got the Cleveland Browns quarterback coach. The Browns.

I remember Cutler’s gunslinging glory days from the aughts, in fact you can say I’m a little aughtistic.

I find it hard to believe someone works 18+ hours a day/7 days a week. And if you do, there is something really wrong with you. I’ve worked a slightly less 12hrs/day for two weeks and I wanted to kill every one in sight by the end.

And now, how to get more people interested in Garbage Time (moves Fox Sports’ placement between Cinemax Latino IV and One Weird Trick For a Better Memory repeating infomercial channel)

On watermelons: Look for well defined alternating dark and light green lines. Make sure it only has one spot on it from where it sat in the ground. Give it a knock, if it sounds nice and hollow with steps 1 and 2, you’ve got a tasty melon.

+$75 million

he threatened to call the White House and have them all fired — and made bizarre statements about Al Qaeda

“I say what I say because I believe it from the bottom of my soul and I can back it up.”

Thanks Pete.

I wish I lived where you do.

To add on to this, say things don’t work out and the engagement ends. Different states have different laws, and sometimes it depends on who ended the engagement, but in some cases you are legally entitled to get the ring back from her. Check your state’s laws to be sure.

Looks like someone is trying to impress a Palin daughter.