I take it all back. Chris Sale is an imminently reasonable person. Those uniforms should be a war crime.

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”

+18%

Remember that time Lance Blanks made a promise to Waiters that if he fell to 13, the Suns would draft him? And then, subsequently, everyone started paying attention to Waiters as if Blanks knew a fucking thing about basketball. What a fucking Lance Blanks thing to do. And then he goes and drafts Kendall Marshall. I…

Gary Anderson tried to catch a flight to say goodbye, but he missed it.

“I’ve got just the boat!”

“We understood their one-dimensional offense. We successfully gameplanned for it. If you want to celebrate them despite their terrible offensive performance, than do so, but we declare that we figured out their offense and effectively stopped it.”

Which they did, but then the defense scored three touchdowns and the…

Oh no...Michael Jordan is going to be sad if this happens. I wish there were some visual depiction that I could share to show you how sad.

Harden at a strip club? So do I.

If you have zero interest in any of those movies, you have bad taste in movies.

Plus this one:

“What do you mean ‘FEELS LIKE 110 degrees’? If it’s 95 outside it’s 95 outside”

That’s bullshit! Nobody died until year 4, Cedric Diggory. And after that I don’t think anyone died until the end of year 7, in the war with Voldemort. Your baseless Hogwarts slander will not go unanswered.

Extras made me like everyone more, except Gervais.

The firings will continue until morale improves.

Are you really arguing the guy who won 8 gold medals in one Olympics is overrated?

Like Draymond, the Deadspin commentariat has never been known to shy away from the low-hanging fruit.

“I wasn’t involved. It was a university decision.”

Welker appeared on Boston radio show Toucher and Rich

I got 11 balls today