Anyone who makes more money than me isn’t worth their salary.

This is great stuff, Barry. I echo most of your sentiments about the negative side of ballhawking. But he comes off more selfless and self-aware than I would have expected. The charity part is a nice thing too.

You have to love the ref kicking the shit out of the guy.

5'6"*

I respect this take. All takes matter.

I’m a Kings fan and even I’m behind the #FreeBoogie movement. Fuck this shit

I’m convinced Thibodeau drafted Dunn just to spite the Bulls front office. I miss him

It seems like that, but they just made the referendum in 2014 about that. It seems like it would be different if they made again now.

the Brexit panic already has Europeans fleeing to take jobs from hard working Americans I see.

Can’t have idiots running aboot willy nilly on the field eh?

As a Rockets fan, I obviously have an abiding love for Ralph Sampson and he was really fucking good for several years with us. That said, I’d take Drexler number 1 that year and pair him with Hakeem from the start.

Well I’m a Blazer fan, so fuck this question.

He probably isn’t that bad. There area subtle nuances at play when works are translated into English from the original Canadian.

I just assumed that’s where Affleck stuffed his dead call girls...Excuse me, hookers. When they’re dead, they’re just hookers.

It’s where they keep the emergency JackO in the event of a booking problem.

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

What about being hit by a car? If anyone could excel at that, it’d be Lebron.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Coach Tomsula?