i appreciate you really digging deep in and gutting out that powerful sports opinion. very gritty.

Conor McGregor has expressed his intent to fight this child, even if it means going up two weight classes.

Well, duh. Where there are balls, there’s usually an asshole nearby.

That’s not how hockey works at all!

The White Walkers

It’s amazing that baseballs have so many human qualities within them- shit, piss, devils, even life. But do they dream?

The best part is when the bullpens run to the brawl from the outfield...right next to each other

Chicago. What godawful third-world backwater hellhole do you live in that they’re not?

+4 games

And Harambe!!!

Yeah, all the coaching in the world and you're just not going to beat the Warriors with Kyrie Irving—and I don't want to get too coach speak-y here—completely fucking sucking.

Actually “Lebron James” is named right there in the title of the post.

Look, it happens. You have a fair bit of success and it makes you get a big head.

He cycled all the time in his playing days

“Yeah, well that shit is easy when you don’t have to battle dinosaurs.”

Fetty WARP

Ha ha Jesus Christ dude.

(Lacob’s fiancé, also in attendance, would later play the part of charming peacemaker with the Thunder fan heading into Game 4)

Was that fan not aware that of any former professional basketball player, Charles Barkley is the one who has actually thrown someone through a plate glass window, and when asked by the judge if he had any regrets, said yes, I wish I had been on a higher floor?

Hocus Pocus.