This and “Oh look, it’s raining again” are my two favorite Simpsons jokes. 

Hmm, this year’s crop of white tears is exceptional.

But basically I don’t think I have significantly lower odds of completing a PK than actual players.

I CUT THE POWER TO THE CLOCK

I am still afraid the Caps may lose game 4 and it’s been over for 20 minutes.

It’s so crazy, this Final featuring a team that no one thought would get this far and an expansion Golden Knights.

I was saying to a friend yesterday that caps fans will be waiting for the collapse or bad luck even if they were up 3 in the last minute of the 3rd period of game 4 in the SC up 3-0... that’s how conditioned the fan base is for the big letdown.

That sound you hear is dozens of networks scrambling to set up a reality show.