To celebrate this amazing achievement, the scientists will be vacationing in Tahiti.

Same here. Was recently regaling others with tales of the Easter Epic.

I am the father of a child who was diagnosed as peanut allergic 14 years ago and who is now going through OIT (oral immunotherapy). This is good news, but some of the terms in your article are misleading. There is no “cure” and one cannot be “immunized” against peanut allergy. Even if/when you successfully complete…

Didn’t even read the article. Just came for the Uranus jokes. Was not disappointed.

Their top line—maybe the best of the eight teams remaining in the playoffs

Well, the dad was probably a jackass, so...

It was considerate of the dog to not leave a big, steaming turd on the Verizon Center ice. The Capitals will do that in the playoffs.