Maybe Thomas can write his son another letter since Thawne tore up the old one in the last issue of Batman.

“We’re like that group from The Incident. You know, the big green guy, the old guy with the shield, that guy with the hammer.”

The more you ignore Star-Lord, the closer he gets.

Depicted here with his Rey and JJ action figures.

There’s still time!

Is his mother named Martha?

Iron Man 4: It’s not just his suit that’s metal, now it’s his hips!

This checks out.

Easy, show Chris Pine eating a Twinkie, then black card ‘50 Years Later’ and viola, Shatner!

What is this thing on his back? Some kind of stick? As a primitive screwhead I am confused.

It’s like the casting director said “Get me someone who kinda looks like the FH cast, but is also the complete opposite of all that.”

In S. 2 I fully expect Matt to spitroast a stormtrooper after bashing a Hydra robot with a log.

“Not if I have anything to do with it.”

You guys should have a little salt shaker icon to put after the headers. Give everything a little ‘salt shaker rating’ between 1 and 5. That way we don’t have to actually read ‘salt shaker’ every day.

my god it’s full of barnacles

Like a tragic superhero, the very source of my power is what’s killing me...

Shame it turned out this way. Feel bad for the guy. So early in his career, which had a very promising start. Hope he recovers from this. They will surely have to shelve the FF now, but maybe in a few years...

The crazier thing is that isn’t her baby carriage

Never, and I mean never, underestimate an old guy in a fight. When my grandfather was 62 years old, he and one of his friends (also 62) were jumped by four guys in their 20’s. The worst of my grandfathers injuries were to his knuckles from punching faces. To this day, I do not fuck with this man, and he is 71.

Sometomes I make Gruyere twice-baked potatoes for dinner on meatless nights. Gruyere is the best. And your pumpkin recipe sounds amazing.