I'd drive my teenage self off a cliff if I had to spend 5 minutes with him.

Brings back memories, although I'm not really that old. When I was old enough to game, my family couldn't really afford a Sega Genesis. I had this cousin who gave me his broken Genesis, and I would plug it into my 13 inch TV and act as though I was actually playing the game. Somehow, the console worked after some…

That makes me feel so sad. And I'm not that much older. No really, I feel like super sad after watching this, I don't know even why.

why we care about what these kids think?

"I have an iPhone case like this!"

That reminds me of this, back in 09

Why does you wife still have a cd an ex-boyfriend made for her?

'Dat 90s solo clean electric sound, tho.

I can't find anything about this song or Jenny Morrison - can anyone help a brother with an appreciation for saddo female singer-songwriters out?

Again I have to ask, does Deadspin want to riddicule the NFL for how careless it is regarding player safety (especially concussions) or do they want to point out how cool it is for one player to literally kick another in the head?

That was a little bit frightening

You're gonna buy it eventually sooner or later anyway, so what difference does it make?

Meh, I've had the pleasure of playing the thing for nearly a year, I wouldn't trade that for a free game.

No regrets here, its brought me enough joy in the months since launch to justify the purchase.

Except I've been playing and enjoying my consoles for the past 10 months or so, easily worth the price of admission for me. You pay to adopt anything early, and you always do so knowing full well that it'll be cheaper down the line.

What an irresponsible old man. Should've given him a condom...Oh, wait he won't need that until Zelda II: The Adventure of Link.

Thanks, drex, for making me go back to some serious NIN time today. Such a talented fucking artist at every point in his career. I saw him (for the fourth time) last year at Made In America. All my stupid hipster friends left before he went on, but he absolutely killed it.

Track: Zero-Sum | Artist: Nine Inch Nails | Album: Year Zero

"Andrew Jackson, in the foyer of his White House, had a big block of cheese. The block of cheese was huge - over two tons. And it was there for any and all who might be hungry. Jackson wanted the White House to belong to the people, so from time to time, he opened his doors to those who wished an audience. It is in…