this is a humorous photo from this weekend, not something I am suggesting you bring to a protest. (you will notice I do not list a whole cake in the article.)

I miss when this was the kind of stuff people watched on YouTube instead of “influencers” saying racist shit while gaming or parents using their kids for clicks. 

The collective outrage these generate on social media really do remind me of the two minutes of hate. Twitter was bad before. In a pandemic is fucking poison on people’s minds. As a general rule of thumb anything I see on social media I assume is misleading in some way, ESPECIALLY if it confirms my preconceived biases.

Maybe you could get a 3-month credit for time served already.

I’ll pay YOU to isolate me on fake Mars for the next 8 months.

Americans signing up like:

People are arguing over masks because for four months, we’ve been receiving conflicting information about them from the CDC, the media, and you.

Welcome! 

Back to basics week is all about answering the questions people are too embarrassed to admit they don’t know. 

If I might make another suggestion for white sandwich bread use: The Fool’s Gold loaf.

Thank you for your service. This was needed.

I was about to explain to you why your argument is wrong and fucked up. Then I read your comment history....

Okay, boomer

I am getting to where I refuse to do the bingo side game. That is way too time consuming.

Thank you for this. The longer this goes, the harder losing those small things becomes. I fully realize that other people are dealing with much worse issues, but that was true a year ago, and will be a decade from now when this is in the past.

I mimic it by telling my wife after a few hours that she’ll need to buy something else if she continues to want to sit there

That’s why I bake my Switch at 150 degrees for 20 min. Low and slow. 

read exactly one personal essay (provided to lend context to a recipe)

Why the fuck do all health care facilities - and every facility and number of beds is a known quantity - not have PPE by now?

Wash or clean your hands BEFORE and after you remove your mask. Think about it, if your hands are contaminated, do you want them touching anywhere near your face? No.