It doesn't come up now like it used to, but back in the day, when I saw a short man with a tall woman, it made me think that Nicole Kidman could do better. 

I just rewatched the Earth arc for the first time and it’s better than I remember. I think most of my minimal original discomfort with it was caused by the suddenness of the departure from the afterlife. 

I’m both a little sad but also glad. It’s such a great show and I’d hate for it to get ... less great. Better to go out on top.

America is wrong. Onions are good. 

Same, high is great to get going and then low is the perfect simmer once warm. On really cold days I’ll cycle between the two.

I went with the heated seats option, and even with only an on/off setting and leather, it’s always worked fine. I absolutely love it in the winter time, because it warms me up much, much faster than the AC/heater ever did.

My car has chilled seats and they work magnificently. There’s a warm air blower in the head rest that feels like a loving caress on my neck. The car seat warmer, though, is working with a mandate from Satan. It lures me into relaxing by staying comfy cozy until it feels the tension leave my body. Then, in an instant,…

While I do think his skin is freakishly smooth, I think his skin issue is second to those shark eyes...what the fuck is going on with those eyes?!?!?

I’m logging off the internet forever, thanks to you.

If this is not the corner of Faux Woke and Male Privilege, I don’t know what is.

Those aren’t the last mortal remains of her most recent victim?

I'll take some whipped cream.

I have a blanket that is exactly like that! Mine has embroidered cats on it.

Hi bb!

Your cat is not just grumpy, but also spooky as Hell. THAT one is clearly planning to kill us all in her sleep. She probably knows the way into the White House Missile Launching Bunker.

I will not rage quit my job.
I will not rage quit my job.
I will not rage quit my job.

I’m not a cat person but Bruce’s face makes me want to cuddle him so hard (but only after I’ve taken an entire pack of antihistamines), how has he not been adopted yet?!

I think it’s a complicated thing and I have complicated feelings too. Ultimately, adoption isn’t a solution to infertility though. Some families choose it, but adoption is its own thing with its own struggles.

y'all. i'll pay someone to take mine. it's never been used, never will be. if there's someone out there who needs it, i will hand it over so, so happily.