More like 4 down, lots to go, but there are so many criminals attached to this administration, it’s easy to lose track.

It’s starting... :)

Yep. He could have continued living his life of crime with minimal trouble if he hadn’t chosen to run for president. But he didn’t expect to win. Nor did he expect that it would be this much work or that everything he did would be under a microscope.

I can’t wait to see Ivanka, Jared and Don Jr go to jail. Before Trump moved into the White House nobody cared about them at all. But they all insisted on being in the spotlight and now all eyes are on their corrupt ways of living.

“Pardons are for winners. I don’t pardon losers.”

Since we may not hear from this twerp for a while, I needed to share this. A friend described this pic as “someone whose mother just caught them masturbating”

True story: I had an appearance in that courthouse this morning. The entrance was MADNESS. I’ve seen press scrums, but this was next-level. Caught a glimpse of Michael Avenatti in person - no idea why he showed up, but he radiates smugness and smarm.

::chefs kiss::

What’s annoying is that all these assholes have been criming it up for years, if not decades, and no one gave a shit until they won the election.

The most successful graduate of the worst law school in America is going to prison. 

No official decline yet, but I know they are interviewing 15 people and I can’t imagine they’ll crash as hard as I did! 3 people will go onto the next round, though, so maybe they’ll decide to throw me in as a trainwreck wildcard? I’ll keep my fingers crossed!

Oh my GOD. This is so good.

My Andy Warhol inspired holiday nails.

God I need a break. Now that my company has taken over a facility we’ve been prepping for since August we’ve gone from “just give me something to do!” to “oh god make it stop!” in no time.

Did you read the article? Rudolph has been called problematic because Rudolph gets teased by his father and Santa. That’s the whole point of the story. He gets bullied, he goes to the island of lost toys with the outcast elf where he learns that everyone has value. He goes back save Christmas, and picks up the…

I’ve been trying to play games on my old iPad and it’s been randomly shutting down for weeks. I just punched it 5 times and threw it on the floor hoping it would smash in a million pieces.  It did not. In unrelated news, I might have anger issues.

We are staring down the barrel of a 9-inch “snow and ice event” tonight through tomorrow. So at this moment, I am sous vide-ing two boneless ribeyes; Ms Street is roasting Yukon Golds and saute-ing fresh spinach; and I’m finding that vodka in orange-flavored seltzer is just my cup of tea. 

Dear Jezzies, I’ve been trying to find some good companies that offer work from home opportunities. So far I’ve looked into Appen and Lionbridge. Does anyone have other suggestions? This whole unemployed thing has turned me into a mopey cow, so I’m spending the rest of the day giving love and encouragement to others.

Hey all! I'm at a hotel in town for The Bartender's birthday, and we're gonna hang and drink and eat room service! Last weekend I judged a college mock trial tournament in NYC, exhausting yet so fun and fabulous (mock geek 4 lyfe). And I saw Kip Moore, Radney Atkins, and the adorbs Aussie who is married to Kelsea…

So I’ve finally gotten the keys to my flat so I’m starting to move everything over piecemeal (looking to get the bare min. moved in this week). Also now have the joys of organising bank changes, Council Tax, leccy, water, insurance, etc when all of them have completely different addresses for where I live, in…