I’ve started to think of myself as an athlete over the last few months even if no one else does. I think of my workouts as training. After developing an excercise habit, I now have a training schedule. I know when I need to take a rest day and can do it without feeling guilty or breaking my routine. My goals are…

Honestly that’s exactly how I think of it too! Like he’s not alone, he’s still a planet just a little guy.

Eris also. 

Me too, I was up waiting as long as I could but I had to put in some extra work hours this morning and I wanted to get started ASAP so I’m scrolling through while my computer loads. 

I had a teacher in college you had issues with his dentures and this is almost exactly how he sounded. 

This is one reason why I vastly prefer the Apple Watch ring system over the step goal of my old Fitbit. I find I’m more engaged and motivated but trying to close my rings and it pushes me to fit little bits of exercise into my day. A lot of exercise I do nets me no steps at all, cycling for example, so I might only…

It’s amazing how differently some people’s memories work. I have a friend who can remember insanely minute details of every show she’s ever watched. I did Parks and Rec trivia with her a few months ago and that shit was hard, it went so deep. My friend knew almost all off it. She basically single handily took our team…

Honestly don’t know if you’re referencing Trump or Osteen with this one. 

I feel like we’re almost on the same side page. The microwave is just because I’m an impatient monster who can’t wait for my uncrustable to thaw. If you microwaved it until the peanut butter thawed the jelly would melt a hole in your esophagus. 

I like your style.

I’m sorry you have to live your life being so wrong.

I will tell you the secret to uncrustable magic. You get a frozen strawberry uncrustable, if you get grape you’ve already fucked up, don’t be gross. You pop it in the microwave for like 10 seconds, maybe 15. The jelly somehow turns into sweet delicious hot syrupy lava encased in a still icy peanut butter shell. It’s…

That’s lovely. I don’t have or want kids but I LOVE being an aunt and the thought of having more nieces and nephews is appealing. I appreciate your advice. I don’t think she was forced to give me up, I just don’t know how happy of an experience it was for her from the things my parents have said so I worry about that.…

I believe it. She has different moves with different people, she’s especially loves my brother even though she doesn’t see him very often. They really are great puppers. 

You’re not awful, families are complicated and you’re completely entitled to your opinion. I have a brother, through my adoptive parents, and we are pretty close. I don’t know that I really need more brothers. But my family is tiny and sometimes I wish I had more. 

I am so glad you said “what if they are Trumpsters” because I have been thinking that for years before I even took the test and then I think “I’m I a dick for thinking that??” So I’m glad I’m not the only one. It’s a legit concern, I was born in the south after all. What I’ve discovered so far is that I’m actually not…

I did ancestry just because it’s more popular than 23& me so I figured there’d be more of a chance of getting a hit, but I want to do 23 and me eventually

It is helpful and I appreciate it! I can’t help but wonder a little bit if the half brother did the DNA test looking for something, if he messages me I’ll definitely be receptive. I’ve also learned that although im a born and raised southern, NONE of my biological family is. They’re all across the country so it’ll be…

I got my ancestry DNA results this week and I have a half brother. Two actually, I already knew they existed but I’ve never had a name. I was adopted at birth, I only know a little about my mother but I found her whole family pretty quickly. I contacted a great aunt who confirmed my “1st cousin/close relative” match…

We laughed, but we just didn’t know P. Diddy was just ahead of his time.