What an odd time to quote Hitler.

I’m going to go ahead and put on my sunblock now in anticipation of the white-hot takes about to grace this comments section.

I don’t even want to think about what this guy is going to do to the reporter in his post-match interview.

One of the all-time great sketches as far as I’m concerned.

JUST ENOUGH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS LEFT TO CARE ABOUT ANYMORE DO NOT SHOW ME THE FACE OF THIS GODDAMN SHITASS PIECE OF SHIT I AM JUST OVERWHELMED WITH HOW THE UNIVERSE ITSELF IS CONSPIRING TO HELP EVIL WIN I DON’T NEED THIS HERE

Regrettably, he’s the MVP.

Minnesota is a sleeper cell of closeted Canadians. OPEN YOUR EYES AMERICA

That’s kangaroos for you. They’ll mess you up without ruminating much about it.

The Bucks are the Rams of the NBA. They will get to the finals and absolutely crap the bed against whoever emerges from the West.

Diana is a beautiful lady, and...a talented nice podcast guest.

Take my credit card details and yes and please and thank you.

Stephen Miller: The whites beat the blacks.
Fox Anchor: You’re talking about the team jerseys right?
Stephen Miller: Of course. The whites are clearly better than the blacks.
Fox Anchor: Yeah...the team in white.
Stephen Miller: Sure. I mean, just look at them. They’re clearly superior.
Fox Anchor: Okay...
Stephen Miller:…

Reporter: I’m here with Willians Astudillo. What went through your mind as you hit the ball?
Astudillo : Not much. Astudillo there and watched it fly.
Reporter: Thanks Willians, now back to astudillo.

The act of playing soccer is so impressive because it involves 11 individuals combining their very specific and often disparate skills to create a amoeba-like whole that can progress a ball up and down a large field and into a goal using only its 22 feet while a competing body tries to stand in its way.

It’s far from being a ridiculous question. Basically, he’s asking him whether he has given up on the team, which would be the case if, say, he was aware that Ed Woodward was in negotiations with Zidane or anyone else. The reporter is not stupid; he knows he’ll get a disgusted reaction no matter what, but you’d still…

A lot of us are angry at this dumpster fire playing out on TV today, and yes, of course we are. But you know what? No matter what happens after this, the good guys have guaranteed themselves a small but significant win. Every person who gets nominated for a senior position in this administration from here on is going…

Holy shit, I just realized they stopped doing that. Why did they stop doing that?

If he were succeeding with connivance and deceit, then it would be on him. The fact that this openly racist, openly disgusting, openly retarded...thing...is a messiah to 40% of Americans is a testament above all to what irredeemable pieces of shit 40% of Americans are, and that is the only important take-away here.

Hm. A journey of wild ups and downs, and crippling fear of the big guns.

Have I ever steered you wrong about this?