Yes.

If we’re talking all sports, then allow me to present to you the unequivocal winner:

Counterpoint:

This is exactly what happened to me and all of my convictions are up in the air now.

yes

Great job, mom and dad. If there’s one thing the world needs, it’s more narcissists.

holy shit what?

Oh shit the deadspin chat wait i had the best question one sec it’s in one of these drawers i thought it up once and wrote it so i won’t forget it one sec let me find it dammit i wanted to be ready for this where the hell is it wait WAIT it’s here i found it ok i didn’t find it but just wait no don’t go please

I’ve watched zero basketball this season but I’m definitely watching the Warriors-Pelicans series.

Thanks for the feedback!

The problem with baseball is that on the spectrum of chance vs. skill, it lies much closer to the former than every other sport; the first-order model of fastball/not-fastball, swing/take captures a large portion of it. It’s more akin to poker than anything else. My theory is that this point is slowly (if…

“How did you grab the paper like that?!”
-Kyrie

[Edit: nope]

Well, this is as good an excuse as I’m going to get to post one of the all-time-great late-night appearances by one of the all-time-great comics.

I know snark is irresistible on a story like this, but could someone please get me out of the grays so that the genuinely misguided can see the unedited truth with their own eyes?

He acknowledges absolutely nothing about what just happened. Literally all he says is “he’s being tended to under the basket”. It’s almost a fireable call.

The call by the color guy is scandalous.

They’re not great. Just that Juventus are a small club.

What an idiot. How is he going to finish his haggis now?

(Psst, hey, Marchman. Listen man, I know everyone hates you, but I have for you the ultimate way to redeem yourself and win the favor of your readership forever: You need to post a troll piece that baits every Boston sports fan on this website into posting comments, and then you need to send every last one of those…